Yeah, so I'm busy....Jeez.

OK, so it's been a month since last I blogged. Baseball season has started, real baseball, Pony League, not the steroid-induced, spoiled little rich-bitch baseball. I help coach my son's team. So that's taking up alot of time, I also don't think you understand how much more my wife likes me when I'm doing stuff around the house...especially this time of year. I also just got done with a rather nasty bout of "Everything Out of My Digestive Tract...I Don't Care Which Way You Go".
Yes..Two fun filled days of Technicolor Yawns, and The Trotskies....MMMMMMMM. :) Ever "released" a quart of orange Gatorade all at once? Tastes EXACTLY the same as it did goin' in. Why does the doctor tell me to keep drinking fluids, when they're just gonna come back out? What am I, a radiator?

Anyway, my wife and I were watching Dateline's "To Catch A Predator" XXXVI, or whatever number they're on now, and it got me to thinking. WHAT THE F@#K IS WRONG WITH THESE IDIOTS?!?!?!?!? OK, so maybe you missed the first one or two of these shows, but there's been like ninety of 'em now! I would think by now, Chris Hansen would have single handedly OBLITERATED cyber-sex predators from the face of the Earth. BUT NOOOOOO.
These morons just keep coming out of the woodwork, like it's their freaking job. I understand that some of these guys are "not well", but come on.... Does being a few shingles short make you that dumb? Just for a sec, let's set aside the obvious reasons not to be a sexual predator. Let's just look at one... NBC. You don't need cable or DirecTV to get NBC, so really, no excuse not to have seen one of these reports. Many people (obviously, other than you freaks) watch NBC, including, possibly... Your boss, your Mom, Your P.O., or the detective that's been after you for a year and a half for the rape of your under 13 niece. And they have caught some real "pillars", Teachers, Homeland Security guy, a Rabbi (are ya' kiddin' me?), and on the next one, some DUMBASS brings his kid along! I WANT TO HURT THAT F@#KER ON SO MANY LEVELS.
Pardon my liberal (yech) use of the blotted out F word tonight, but really, you're with me on this, right?

Zac Moussaoui gets life in the pokey, and says "America, You lost." OK, I'm not the one who's going to Sing-Sing to get a little Ding-Ding from Bubba. I'd have to say that's a win for me. By the way Zac, those cell-mates of your's may be low-down, dirty, vicious criminals... But they're AMERICAN, low-down, dirty, vicious criminals...HAVE A BLAST BUDDY!!!!

Gas prices keep going up, my wallet keeps getting lighter, and somewhere, an Oil-Magnate rests his head on a pillow stuffed with Ben Franklins. I wish it were as easy as blaming it all on the oil companies, or W, or OPEC, but it's not. It's our own fault, mostly. We refuse mass-transit, car-pooling, and anything else that would cut-down on gas usage. Don't get me wrong, the old "Suppression of Technology" thing isn't helping either. The feeble attempts at hybrids, and alternative fuel vehicles so-far are laughable at best. I'm no tree-hugger, ya' know, and I'm just as guilty as the next guy, of using too much gas, but guess what...That pillow's gonna be stuffed just as tight tomorrow night, if we don't cut down on consumption. By the way, again, you know that e-mail that runs around, about how we should boycott Exxon/Mobil, then they have to drop their prices, then everyone else drops their prices, etc.? Yeah, won't work. Look, if we DID get a mass boycott of E/M, all they'd have to do is drop their price maybe a nickle lower than Citgo, BP, et al, and we'd all go rushing back over there. Next day, price is back up, you're still buying from E/M, and the pillow is about to burst. The only thing we can do, that will REALLY work, is drop our consumption, period.

Well, that's about all for now. Sorry it's been so long, I have to admit, I've been playing too much Counter-Strike. Man, it's like a drug... " I can stop playing any time I want.....Really" Yeah, right. Do they have CS anonymous?
"Hi, my name's Stu"
"Hi Stu"
"I discovered recently...that I'm...a.... a"
"It's OK, Stu, you can say it, we're all friends here"
"I'M A COUNTER-STRIKE-A-HOLIC...weep, weep...sob, sob...whimper"

Never guess what I'm gonna do now.....

Peace, Love, and "BOOM...HEADSHOT!"

SAB