Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Yeah, so I'm busy....Jeez.

OK, so it's been a month since last I blogged. Baseball season has started, real baseball, Pony League, not the steroid-induced, spoiled little rich-bitch baseball. I help coach my son's team. So that's taking up alot of time, I also don't think you understand how much more my wife likes me when I'm doing stuff around the house...especially this time of year. I also just got done with a rather nasty bout of "Everything Out of My Digestive Tract...I Don't Care Which Way You Go".
Yes..Two fun filled days of Technicolor Yawns, and The Trotskies....MMMMMMMM. :) Ever "released" a quart of orange Gatorade all at once? Tastes EXACTLY the same as it did goin' in. Why does the doctor tell me to keep drinking fluids, when they're just gonna come back out? What am I, a radiator?

Anyway, my wife and I were watching Dateline's "To Catch A Predator" XXXVI, or whatever number they're on now, and it got me to thinking. WHAT THE F@#K IS WRONG WITH THESE IDIOTS?!?!?!?!? OK, so maybe you missed the first one or two of these shows, but there's been like ninety of 'em now! I would think by now, Chris Hansen would have single handedly OBLITERATED cyber-sex predators from the face of the Earth. BUT NOOOOOO.
These morons just keep coming out of the woodwork, like it's their freaking job. I understand that some of these guys are "not well", but come on.... Does being a few shingles short make you that dumb? Just for a sec, let's set aside the obvious reasons not to be a sexual predator. Let's just look at one... NBC. You don't need cable or DirecTV to get NBC, so really, no excuse not to have seen one of these reports. Many people (obviously, other than you freaks) watch NBC, including, possibly... Your boss, your Mom, Your P.O., or the detective that's been after you for a year and a half for the rape of your under 13 niece. And they have caught some real "pillars", Teachers, Homeland Security guy, a Rabbi (are ya' kiddin' me?), and on the next one, some DUMBASS brings his kid along! I WANT TO HURT THAT F@#KER ON SO MANY LEVELS.
Pardon my liberal (yech) use of the blotted out F word tonight, but really, you're with me on this, right?

Zac Moussaoui gets life in the pokey, and says "America, You lost." OK, I'm not the one who's going to Sing-Sing to get a little Ding-Ding from Bubba. I'd have to say that's a win for me. By the way Zac, those cell-mates of your's may be low-down, dirty, vicious criminals... But they're AMERICAN, low-down, dirty, vicious criminals...HAVE A BLAST BUDDY!!!!

Gas prices keep going up, my wallet keeps getting lighter, and somewhere, an Oil-Magnate rests his head on a pillow stuffed with Ben Franklins. I wish it were as easy as blaming it all on the oil companies, or W, or OPEC, but it's not. It's our own fault, mostly. We refuse mass-transit, car-pooling, and anything else that would cut-down on gas usage. Don't get me wrong, the old "Suppression of Technology" thing isn't helping either. The feeble attempts at hybrids, and alternative fuel vehicles so-far are laughable at best. I'm no tree-hugger, ya' know, and I'm just as guilty as the next guy, of using too much gas, but guess what...That pillow's gonna be stuffed just as tight tomorrow night, if we don't cut down on consumption. By the way, again, you know that e-mail that runs around, about how we should boycott Exxon/Mobil, then they have to drop their prices, then everyone else drops their prices, etc.? Yeah, won't work. Look, if we DID get a mass boycott of E/M, all they'd have to do is drop their price maybe a nickle lower than Citgo, BP, et al, and we'd all go rushing back over there. Next day, price is back up, you're still buying from E/M, and the pillow is about to burst. The only thing we can do, that will REALLY work, is drop our consumption, period.

Well, that's about all for now. Sorry it's been so long, I have to admit, I've been playing too much Counter-Strike. Man, it's like a drug... " I can stop playing any time I want.....Really" Yeah, right. Do they have CS anonymous?
"Hi, my name's Stu"
"Hi Stu"
"I discovered recently...that I'm...a.... a"
"It's OK, Stu, you can say it, we're all friends here"
"I'M A COUNTER-STRIKE-A-HOLIC...weep, weep...sob, sob...whimper"

Never guess what I'm gonna do now.....

Peace, Love, and "BOOM...HEADSHOT!"

SAB

10 comments:

Crazy Politico said...

Sorry about the illness dude. Hate it when that happens.

I agree on the predators, if, by this time they haven't figured out there are two cops for every 13 year old girl in the chat rooms,well they are nuts.

Enjoy real baseball, little league is so much better than the big leagues...except some of the parents (not you).

LargeBill said...

Commenting out of fear of a threat from your brother.

The gas price situation is a supply and demand thing. 20 years ago everyone in China road bicycles. Now China is the 2nd largest importer of oil (behind us). Obviously demand has increased. Oil is a commodity where the perception of future supply is more important in determining price than the actual current supply. Iran controls the Strait of Hormuz. a good portion of the world's oil come through the Strait of Hormuz. The president of Iran is nuts. Add those three facts together and it adds up to fear of a supply interruption. Oil companies have a very low profit margin. Their high profits are due to the large volume.

Fully agree about the baseball time killer. Best sport on earth but a massive drain on time if you're the coach.

Anonymous said...

I for one do not want to see that picture your brother is threatening all of us with if we don't come over and comment. Sheesh, was he always like this?
Anyway, I have to agree on the Predator thing. Especially the part about hurting them real bad.
Moussaoui ~ you lose. And I'm hoping you get some time in GP.
Good post! Come on back more often, y'hear ~

Crazy Politico said...

Hey Bro, tomorrow is your birthday.

Have a happy one.

Stacy said...

Happy Birthday. Your brother sent me.

Some Soldier's Mom said...

Happy Birthday... your brother mentioned it! He must really love you to take up blog space, huh?

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday, dear SAB!
Happy Birthday to you!

21 again?

From a blogfriend of your big brother

Enjoyed your post and bookmarked your site....

Lone Pony said...

Darn, you ARE married! LOL

Happy Birthday Stu! (late) Sorry you were sick.

Great rant.

Your big bubby loves you...he sent people to wish you a happy birthday. Hope you're better.

Dionne said...

I came over here via Lone Pony & Crazy. I can totally relate to your profile saying you stay up way too late. Thats me!! I keep saying I'm going to do better and it never happens.

Unknown said...

thanx everyone, sorry blogs are so spotty, baseball, band concerts, and opening the pool. Oh and one other thing I'll be writing about tonight.

SAB